Tam JohnstoneÕs Song Explosion - Lyrics

Week 52: Closedown (Johnstone)
Posted: Monday 2nd January 2012
What's inside of us is guiding us

I don't know why it is, I'm trying

But it's oh so hard to understand

The mechanisms of this crazy, modern Word

I've tried living in the now but I can't

I don't know how to shut the noise outside

And walk two steps away from failure

And honestly, I guess I never will

 

Would you call me if you needed a friend?

Are you gonna come home again?

I guess I just don't know

If you ever had a chance to mend

The things you broke back then

Would you break them all again?

 

There's a time and place for everything

And everything has a beginning and end

It's up to you how much you take

From what you understand and what you give away

I still feel your phantom hands on me

It gets so hard some times to wriggle free

I don't know what you ever saw in me

I only know I see it every day

 

There's a time when it's okay to pretend

And a time to be grown up again

It's really all we've got

Would you call me if you needed a friend?

Will you ever come home again?

I guess I just don't know

 

How quickly we forget, how quickly we regret

Promises and dreams we haven't realised yet

Everything you do and everything you say

Is recorded in somebody's memory anyway

 

I would like to be a friend to you

I would like to put my arms around you

It all seems such a waste to die

Without some evidence that we were here at all

Week 51: Zombie Christmas (Johnstone)

Posted: Wednesday 21st December 2011
One snowy Christmas Eve not fifteen years ago

A sled came crashing out the sky into the snow

From the wreckage crawled a jolly man in red

With teeth marks in his head

 

He found his way to town through tinsel covered trees

Where every year the children wait so patiently

It's the time of year when the town is filled with love

But it's different tonight 'cause Saint Nick took a bite

And the town's gonna fill up with blood

 

Well, it's gonna be a zombie Christmas

They'll be carving up your bones and your brains

It's futile and it's pointless to keep on running

'Cause they're gonna catch you, come Christmas Day

 

You can blame the scientists who fool with DNA

You can blame the evangelists but the dead are on their way

So forget your goodwill to all men and peace on Earth

Just pick up a gun and learn how to run

And fight for what it's worth

 

What you gonna do when they catch up with you

And use your guts for decorations?

Your eyeballs will be Christmas balls

And your ding dong so merry on high

 

Now available to download from iTunes


Week 50: Sgt. Factory (Johnstone)
Posted: Wednesday 21st December 2011
Ah, used to be so good

Dependable, upstanding

Couldn't take that sucker down

With air, fire or water

Now it seems my times' run out

Time to think of other things

Like books and blankets

I don't know what's wrong with me

Somethings' down at the Sgt. Factory

 

You're so sweet when you stroke my head

And tell me "it's alright"

We both know it's not alright

We were up half the night trying to make it alright

And I'm kinda at the point now

Where I'm not sure that I really care

'Cause I'm losing my looks

And I'm losing my hair

It's just another thing to go 'round here

I don't know what's wrong with me

Somethings' down at the Sgt. Factory

 

Late at night when I'm all alone

I see if I've still got the magic (black magic)

It's always better than the real thing

Though, I hear there's cunning plans afoot

At the Sgt. Factory

No more logical conclusions

Only emotional cuts and bruises on both sides

Well, I don't know what's wrong with me

Somethings' down at the Sgt. Factory
 
Week 49: Paralyzed (Johnstone)
Posted: Sunday 1st January 2012

Into the darkness, she had hid

Erasing everything in her path

In all of my live I'd never been in    

Never seen a situation so fucked up

Shadows came/I was lost

Overpowered

But you gave me a place to hide

Voices of angels

I do believe I'm paralyzed

Week 48: Planet Janet (Johnstone)
Posted: Tuesday 20th December 2011

We went on a date, we talked about America

And evil that men have done

We talked a lot about slavery and other cultures

You talked a lot about guns

It's such an alien World to me, protected in my

Caucasian middle class bowl

I went to public school, always played by the rules

I always did what I was told

 

'Cause I'm not from your planet, Janet

I don't belong on your planet, Janet

It's different on your planet, Janet

I don't understand the language

And Janet, I wanna go home

 

We ate some pizza and European lager

A brief reminder of home

I get weary, conspiracy theories

Why won't they leave us alone

The dialect we share may be related

But most of the meanings have changed

Trying to follow left me feeling hollow

It also left me rather deranged

 

'Cause I'm not from your planet, Janet

I don't belong on your planet, Janet

It's different on your planet, Janet

I don't understand the language

And I'm whiter than a bandage

I've got a lot of emotional baggage

And Janet, I wanna go home

 

It's getting late, I hate to be a party pooper

I just don't know what to say

When I first met you I was sailing on the social lube

It feels so different today

Things you find funny I don't find funny

But I'm laughing to be polite

Don't wanna fake it, don't wanna make it

Don't wanna stay out tonight. Alright?


Week 47: Back To You (Johnstone)

Posted: Sunday 11th December 2011

I fucked up a thousand times

But I always come back to you, girl

I'll always come back to you

Tied like twins by rubber band

I always come back to you, girl

I'll always come back to you

 

I don't know what this is for

Why you lay this at my door?

I can't feel you anymore

I don't see you just a floor

 

I am not a metal man

I always come back to you, girl

I always come back to you, girl

I'll always come back to you

 

I don't know what this is for

I've been here ten times before

I can't feel you anymore

I don't see you just a floor

Week 46: We Are Animals (Johnstone)

Posted: Wednesday 23rd November 2011

Tiny daggers slit the seams

Of our teenage fantasies

Bleak reminders appear again

Like a wreath on a hairpin bend

From the night club mezzanine

You can hear the mating screams:

We are animals! We are animals!

 

They shoot to thrill, they hunt in packs

No sudden moves now, just the facts

When they see the whites of your eyes

Don't bother to run, don't bother to try

Just kiss your peachy ass goodbye

As they exalt their battle cry

We are animals! We are animals!

 

Oh they've got you in a trap

And sixty minutes you'll never get back

Another vodka martini and a sambuca chasers'

Gonna put you in a bad way later

Alpha male, mother of the pride

Alpha male, mother of the pride

We are animals! We are animals!

 

And now you're looking for an off switch

You're desperately looking for a way out

Running into one way traffic

But look below the exit sign

The masses come out, the masses come out

And when the masses come out

We all get deported

 

Diddly wha wha baboon pants

Diddly wha wha liver spot hands

Alpha male sees the coward you are

Alpha female grabbing your arse

From the night club latrine

You can hear the mating screams:

We are animals! We are animals!

The masses come out, the masses come out

And when the masses come out

We all get deported

We are animals! We are animals!

Alpha male sees the coward you are

Alpha female holds the cards

We are animals! We are animals!

We are animals!


Week 45: The Reunion (Johnstone)

Posted: Tuesday 22nd November 2011

Ah


Week 44: Young People (Johnstone)

Posted: Tuesday 1st November 2011

Young people are so naiive

Young people are smooth and sweet and clean

They dream impossible dreams

And make love like confused machines

Young people got it all worked out

 

Any place in the World you go

Young people on the stereo

They say, "gimme a kiss

And I'll show you a trick I know"

Create an alibi, slip out the window

 

You've got a beautiful body

But it won't last forever, no

See the men in their forties

Fight the urge to let it show

Until they get back home

Out of the sodium glow and then it's...

 

And now we're friends with the beautiful ones

Because the young people's music sucks so

So we give 'em a hand

'Cause there's so little they really know

Young people think they know it all

 

Take your foot off the third rail

No one cares what you took last night - it's old

We got resilient bodies but

It's 6am, we got no subway fare and it's cold

Are you about to fold?

C'mon, do what you're told and twist it

 

Young people are so naiive

Young people are hot and peachy keen

They dream impossible dreams

And make love like surprised machines

Young people got it all worked out

Week 43: Complicated Girl (Johnstone)

Posted: Friday 28th October 2011

I had a date with a complicated girl

Who maxed her credit cards

A temporary fix for broken hearts

And in her head she was queen of the World

She didn't understand

She's unaware she has to pay it back

Oh yeah

She don't wanna hear it, she just wants it all to stop

(rewind and start again)

 

The coffee cups and dishes in the sink

Are piling up and causing quite a stink

Hungover to the point she cannot think

She's such a complicated girl

She didn't make the meeting yet again 

'Cause she was sliding down a pole to pay the rent

Now she's slipping out of view from all her friends

She's just a complicated girl

 

It all seems so unfair

When she's standing there

Fag in hand, pretending not to care

But I've seen the cuts and cigarette burns

She says it turns her on

That there's really no cause for alarm

Yeah right

She don't wanna hear it, she just wants it all to stop

(She waits and count to ten)

 

All the hot boys at the dance tonight

Are suited up

And everybodys' got a date but her

Can't she see that she gives it up so easily?

And all it took was an internet connection

And a web camera

 

And now the night has come and gone

There's not a soul around who wants to take her home

She lost her cigarettes, her house keys and her phone

She's such a complicated girl 

The coffee cups and dishes in the sink

Still piling up and causing quite a stink

Hungover again and teetering on the brink

She's such a complicated girl

And finally the writings on the wall

She disappears into a shopping mall

And cries until there's nothing left at all

She says,

"I'm not so complicated

You boys are overrated!"

She's such a complicated girl

Week 42: PlayinÕ With The Devil (Johnstone)

Posted: Wednesday 26th October 2011

Way past midnight

In the Devil's kitchen

Idle hands

My buzz is gettin' bitchin'

I smell voodoo

Feelin' eyes upon me

Shadows of black crows

Form into a body

 

You oughtta know

You shouldn't go

Unless you wanna lose your soul

You best think twice

Don't roll that dice

Because it always lands snake eyes up

Don't get caught out

Playin' with the Devil

 

He'll seduce you

Treat you like a rock star

Then he'll use you

Like a major f*cks a pop star

And when you've got a grip

On the situation

He'll chase you down to Hell

With a hundred and one damnations

 

You say it's alright

It's your lucky night

But your luck just ran out tonight

You best think twice

Before you roll that dice

Because it always lands snake eyes up

Don't get caught out

Playin' with the Devil

 

You better run

Week 41: I Still Dream Of You (Johnstone)

Posted: Tuesday 25th October 2011

I Still Dream Of You

Don't ask me why

I haven't got a clue

My grey skies were blue

Until I woke up from a slumber of you

 

I was rolling along

I was singing a song

It was something I wrote about you

And I long for the day

I can honestly say

That I'm really quite gay without you

 

I Still Dream Of You

Now I remember what I'm missing

And it's you

 

I'm so terribly tired

Of being alone on this isle

In a sea of peculiar accents

And my darling, it's true

I miss the shit out of you

'Cause my life without you seems pointless

 

I Still Dream Of You

Oh my, how ever will I manage

Without you?

Week 40: Kinky Boots (Johnstone)

Posted: Monday 10th October 2011

I must confess

She relieves my stress

When she's in that dress

Yeah yeah yeah  yes

 

Well, I tracked her down

From the smell of sexcess

To Snow Queen eyes

And everlasting legs

But when I said I was hungry

For some room to roam

You know, experimentation

She said "stick to your own"

 

She had

Kohl eyes

Long hair

Hot Legs

Kinky boots

 

Why go to Iraq

When you got that rack?

I wanna take her to space

'Cause zero gravity

Would have a freakin' coronary

 

I asked her

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 times

And when I asked her again

She said, "leave me alone!"

 

She said,

ÒWell, come on

Whip it out

I wanna see what all the fuss is aboutÓ

Well, alright!

 

So, now you're my girl

Would you hold me in your arms

So I can gaze at your pendulous charms?

They make me feel sexual, almost intellectual

As I marvel at the mass

Week 39: All Night (Johnstone)

Posted: Friday 7th October 2011

Ooh

I really like the way that you move

I really like the things that you do

Girl, you're alright

 

Dancing close together

Tonight could last forever

Touching one another

Playing with each other

Kiss me like a lover

Hold me like a lover would do

And we can make it all night

 

All night All night All night

I wanna make it with you

Peaches and cream

 

Ooh girl

Its been a beautiful night

But I'm a little too drunk to drive

Can I walk you home?

Is that alright?

 

Now we're all alone

There's nowhere left to go

Tonight was so fantastic

I'm feeling so romantic

I don't wanna stop

I just wanna make it with you

And we can make it all night

 

All night All night All night

Feels like we're falling in love

And it feels like you're wanting it, too

Week 38: Any Other (Johnstone)

Posted: Monday 3rd October 2011

So you're on your own again

Doesn't mean that it's forever evermore

It's just time to work things out again

Hey I really do believe in you

Like a hundred others do

And it's okay to steal a shout

If you need to

 

So let's drink to the bad times

'Cause they make us who we are

Resilient, bullet-proof, battle-scarred

We have won, we have lost

We have lived to count the cost

And I wouldn't have it any other way

 

Oh what the hell was that you said?

Our Rock 'n' Roll is dead? It ain't dead

And anyway it's only sleeping

And let me tell you anyway

It was high time for a change

Maybe someday we'll try again

With feeling

 

Please don't think I didn't want to

'Cause I wanted to

And it hurt so bad

 

All I really wanted to say

Is I wouldn't change a thing

Or have it any other way

 

Week 37: Polygraph (Johnstone)

Posted: Friday 30th September 2011

Hope and sadness, rage and madness

Is all you'll ever get from this

Through a hole in the door

Just wide enough to wonder

If there could be more

I'll never let it show but

You're just someone I used to know

 

Red brick houses, twitching curtains

Swallowed up our feral screams

After yet another fight

As you sped away into the night

In one of Vincenzo's machines

I'll never let it show but

You're just someone I used to know

 

Deafening silence, dumb defiance

Is all you'll ever get from me

Connect me to a polygraph

Ask me anything you like

I know how to hide the truth

I'll never let it show but

You're just someone I used to know

Week 36: We Are Spiders (Johnstone)

Posted: Monday 12th September 2011

We come in peace

We mean you no harm

Not really!

We are small yet powerful

Quite clearly

 

In your cupboards

In your clothes

We are everywhere

We make ourselves invisible

ThatÕs why you can feel us

But you can't see us there

 

What's that shape

In your peripherals

Crawling down the stairs?

Maybe we'll get you

And eat you up

You should be scared

 

Did we come from outer space

A billion years ago?

Were we once a hundred feet high?

Guess you'll never know

Until we grow

 

I can see them running down the stairs tonight

I can see them running through your hair tonight

We Are Spiders!

Eight eyes to track you down

Eight legs to hold you down


Week 35: You Are A Drug (Johnstone)

Posted: Sunday 11th September 2011

You say I never really knew yer

'Cause I never bothered to look

Beneath your porcelain exterior

In the pictures that I took

 

You are a drug I ain't getting off on

You are a drug I can kick

 

You say you never really knew me

Well, you never bothered to ask

You saw me and my money

Thought I was spoilt middle class

 

Time and fashion slip away

Week 34: Growing Up (Johnstone)

Posted: Friday 19th August 2011

Me and my shadow

Walk to the bus stop

Maybe you'll be there

With your lovely 80s hair

I am growing up

And it's confusing me

Are you perusing me?

Fags on the swing

Smoke makes me sick

Too soon to say

But I'll say it anyway

Or let the moment slip away

That could've changed everything

Now it don't mean a thing

 

Life in an English boarding school

Is jolly, rough and gay

The boys take showers

And the schoolmasters

Are never never far away

It's the way it's been for a 100 years

Traditionally British

And ever so slightly queer

Oh, life in an English boarding school

Is much as you'd expect

Failure to comply by the rules

Will result in a fate

Far far far worse than death!

And always stand erect!!

 

Hey hey mama

Why won't you let me come home?

Why don't you let me come home?

I wanna go home

Why don't you let me pack my bags

And come home?

Week 33: The Creeper (Johnstone)

Posted: Tuesday 16th August 2011

What's that creaking in the walls?

Lord, it's got me by the balls

The Creeper

Twisting up around the beams

Gets in cracks you've never seen

The Creeper, The Creeper

 

It creeps into your memory at night

Turns the white to black and wrong to right

'Til you wake up in a sweat

Totally confused

It's The Creeper

And there's nothing you can do

 

You cut away, you thrash and hack

No matter what, it still comes back

The Creeper always knows what makes you tick

You pompus ass, you na•ve fool

There is no escape for you

From The Creeper, The Creeper

 

It seduces you with tricks of the light

Her tentacles are strong

And they block out the light

'Til you wake up from the twisting

And the Voodoo

It's The Creeper and there's nothing you can do

 

I'd give you a thousand dollars

If you'd cure me, please

I'd even load the rifle

And get down on my knees

'Cause whatever I do

She keeps on coming after me

'Cause The Creeper wants to know

Just where I've been

Week 32: Wake Up (Johnstone)

Posted: Sunday 14th August 2011

In a dream you looked so sad

In a dream you sat up in my lap

And I told you everything would be alright

And all the bad stuff went away

'Cause in a dream

You can make it go that way

You can do anything

 

Whoa, now I see the darkness

That surrounds you

And there's nothing in the World

That I can do for you

In a dream you looked at me

And said, "we are not who we used to be

So take a good long look at me

And wake up"

 

Why'd you rattle the cage

Can't you see my love for you

Was softly sleeping?

Maybe you were asking a lot

But maybe I wasn't giving enough up

 

Whoa, now I see the darkness

That surrounds you

And there's nothing in the World

That I can do for you

In a dream you looked at me

Said, "we are not who we used to be

So take a good long look at me

And wake up, yeah

Take a long last look at me

And wake up"

 

Week 31: Paper Boat (Johnstone)

Posted: Monday 8th August 2011

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess

Who had flaxen hair and a dog called Kevin

One night she went out deep into the dark wood

For she was no longer afraid

Of the creatures in the dark wood

 

And she followed a light through the trees

To the shore of a moonlit ocean

And she climbed inside a paper boat that was waiting

To take her away to a magical land

 

I am happy that you made it

Konnichiwa, konnichiwa

I'm so happy that you came

Konnichiwa, konnichiwa

'Cause we all have the power

If we want it

Yes, we all have the power

If we want it

 

Through the dark night, under a blanket of stars

She sailed upon the gentle waves

Until the dawn began to rise

Out of the mist

The silhouette of an island appeared

And waiting at the shore was the handsome prince

She always knew someday she would meet

He took her by the hand and they both knew

This was real

 

Week 30: Everything Is Awesome (Johnstone)

Posted: Thursday 28th July 2011

Every day

I wake up to see

The prettiest girl

In the whole wide word

Looking back at me

Well, I'm a lucky guy

The phone keeps ringing

People dig the way I think

And the stuff I'm bringing

I don't question it

'Cause I don't want it to go away

I just thank my lucky stars at night

That I always get to say:

 

Everything is awesome

Everything is great

Everything I need is here

And I don't have to wait

(And all the children sing)

La la la la...

 

I made a random list

Of things that make me smile

I made a random list

I hope it makes you smile

For a long while

(here we go)

Electric cars

Yoga mats

Mila Kunis

Vampire bats

Louis C.K

Echo plates

Bangers and mash

Drunk blind dates

The Millenium Falcon

Rubber Soul

Chocolate ice cream

Nat King Cole

Cats and lazer pointers

Wayne Coyne's gong

Screams of ecstasy

Naomi Watts in King Kong

 

Week 29: Long Road (Johnstone)

Posted: Tuesday 19th July 2011

There's something in the way

You say my name

There's something in the way

You slow my brain

There's nothing in the world

I'd rather do

Than drive along the long long road

That leads to you

 

There's something in the way

You walk in a room

There's something in the way

You're gone too soon

There's nothing in the world

I'd rather do

Than drive along the long long road

That leads to you

 

You don't ask questions

You don't need to ask

And when I really really need it

You kick my ass

I've got a lot of fantasies and crazy dreams

But you can make them real

 

There's something in the way

Your hand fits mine

And there's nothing in the way

No space or time

There's nowhere in the world

I'd rather be

Than driving on a long long road

With you next to me

Than driving on a long long road

With you next to me

 

Everybody knows, it's true

I have fallen for you

To see your face

Behind that old wood door

There's nothing I want more

 

There's something in the way

You make me laugh

There's something in the way

You're okay with my past

And if it comes around

To ask what's new

I'll say I'm on the long long road

That leads to you

I'm driving on the long long road

That leads to you

Week 28: When The Sun Goes Down (Johnstone)

Posted: Thursday 14th July 2011

When the sun goes down
We will all change

 

Week 27: Homeward Bound/In Love (Johnstone)

Posted: Monday 11th July 2011

Row row, homeward bound

Row row, homeward bound

For I must see her

In her wedding gown

Row row, homeward bound

 

Somewhere on the cruel sea

Blood was spilt, mutiny

We defended our vessel

For the king and queen

Whoa the captain could not be found

 

Well, I told him once, I told him twice

He wouldn't listen to my advice

Now he's drowned in the water

With the other bloody mice

Row row, homeward bound

 

Strange sounds corrupting my dreams

Strange colours ripping the seams

Look out, look overhead

If you can't roll the dice

Then you might as well be dead

 

Ask me once I will not lie

Ask me twice I will comply

But I can't sit here

While all around me die

Will I be on the next wave down?

 

So listen now 'cause I trust in you

Time is short but you will pull through

And the rest be damned

'Cause they wouldn't follow, too

Row row, homeward bound

 

Destiny, a pre-woven tapestry

A story of you and me - one that will last

Time can make strangers and failures of us all

So what are you waiting for? I'm ready to fall

I'm ready to fall

I didn't want to but here I go again

 

Don't look back, you know when you look like that

You give me a heart attack - it should be a crime

You make me light up like a Christmas tree

I am lost, I am incomplete until I look in your eyes

Your beautiful eyes   

I didn't want to (fall in love) but here I go again

Week 26: YouÕre F***ing Beautiful (Johnstone)

Posted: Sunday 3rd July 2011

Wish I could erase my mind

And leave that f***er standing in the dust

And never see it's face again

Lord knows why I've been looking back

I guess I thought I'd only lost a lover

Now I see I also lost a friend

But you never rained down on my fantasies

You stuck with me

And I'm grateful you encouraged me

 

Oh my God you're so beautiful

So very beautiful

Oh my God you're so f***ing beautiful

Don't you know how f***ing beautiful you are?

 

Now I don't know what you've been told

When that old dance routine starts growing old

It's time to shake it up a bit

So let's get together, what do you say?

Cut the crap and wash it down the drain

We've always been a perfect fit

Sometimes you seem so far away from me

But I know Far Away is the most magical place to be

 

Repeat chorus

 

Let's steal a car and disappear

Out of here and miles away together

Somewhere your friends will never find us

Let's get plastic surgery

And we can live as fugitives forever

While they all bitch and moan about us

Though you to me are most heavenly

Your friends hit every branch

When they fell out the ugly tree

 

Repeat chorus twice

 

Week 25: Kids On Bikes (Johnstone)

Posted: Tuesday 28th June 2011

I'm on a phone

I'm on a phone

It's got internet

I play scrabble on it

Sometimes it vibrates, it gives me migraines

And now I'm texting you

And now I'm calling you ("hello?")

I don't do drugs and I don't drink pints

I sleep all day 'cause I'm out all night

 

Kids on bikes out in the street

Looking for some action

Looking for diamonds in the darkness

Kids on bikes craving fresh meat

Looking for a target

Come out of the darkness and surround you

 

I like girls

They smell nice

They laugh at my jokes

They look nice

I go out with them, I stay in with them

I like snogging them, I like squeezing them (mmm)

I stay away from the city lights

'Cause there ain't no love in the city tonight



Week 24: Inside Out (Johnstone)

Posted: Monday 20th June 2011

Now we're face to face

Baby, I can't take the pace

Of this slow, slow, slow silence

I will run away

If you fly into a rage

And this descends into violence

This ain't no love song

Someone get me out of here

 

Do you like it smooth

Or do you like it rough?

Are you sittin' round waiting

For the right kind of woman

Who's good enough?

Well, you're a never-been, never-been

Acting like you should've been, should've been

Mad 'cause you would've been, should've been

Could've been someone real

 

Hold me in your arms again

Before you turn me inside out again

 

I don't want you back

But we're permanently attached

And it's a cold, cold, cold deal

Oh, how does it feel when you get your way?

Is it really worth the price you pay

 

Week 23: Muffin Top (Johnstone)

Posted: Sunday 12th June 2011

Shaking and baking where the music is loud

Move that muffin like a mushroom cloud

Talk is cheap but she don't know nothing

Low cut jeans with a split top muffin

 

My my muffin top, my muffin top

 

Come on and show me them sacral dips

Come on and shake them bingo wings

Whale tail, camel toe

Love handles, here we go

 

Twist it and shake it 'til you're good to go

Twist it and shake it and ride the train

Twist it and shake it and there she blows

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

Make it rain, make it rain, make it rain

 

Now twist it

Shake it

 

Week 22: Hard To Say Goodbye (Johnstone)

Posted: Tuesday 31st May 2011

"What was I?

Was I worth the debris left behind?

Slip away

I don't want you to see me this way"

 

Now it feels so strange when I see my face

Reflected in your eyes

After all these years

It's so hard to say goodbye

 

"No regrets

I'm a liar and now my pants are on fire

I withheld so much

But in the end all you needed was love"

 

Though I wanted to make peace with you

We never had the time

After all these years

It's so hard to say goodbye

 

Will I ever make the pieces fit

Or find the reasons why?

After all these years

It's so hard to say goodbye

 

Week 21: Somewhere Down The Hiway (Johnstone)

Posted: Tuesday 24th May 2011

Somewhere down the hiway

There's a hill of burning plastic

And the fumes are turning children

Into addicts

 

Somewhere down the hiway

There were jet fighters above us

We're on borrowed time

And they're all out of forgiveness

 

Well you're looking at me

And I'm looking and you

And we're wondering and wondering

Just what we're gonna do

It's the same old song:

"It's really not a problem

Until it becomes our problem"

 

Somewhere down the hiway

When the weight is off our shoulders

We can leave the dirty business

To the soldiers

 

So it's one more shot and one more beer

If it's out of sight it's out of here

So let's medicate

And put some space between us

 

Somewhere down the hiway

You never did the things you could have done

You're a fool if you believed

The end would never come

 

Week 20: Niteclub (Johnstone)

Posted: Monday 16th May 2011

If you wanna dance

Or a little romance

At the niteclub

See them queuing in the rain

From the busses and the trains

At the niteclub

You can dress the way you like

Tell the squares to take a hike

At the niteclub

You know there's always hope

When they lift the velvet rope

 

Ooh, you're a million miles

From your mundane job

And the rent

Ooh, where the lights are bright

And the disco dreams

Fill your head

Higher

 

There's Murphy on the decks

At the niteclub

There's Jean-Michel and Andy

And a bottle of Chianti

At the niteclub

You can get down on the floor

Like you're at Studio 54

At the niteclub

So put on your face

And take a trip to outer space

At the niteclub

Week 19: Three Little Words (Johnstone)

Posted: Sunday 8th May 2011

IÕm gazing at you through sambuca fumes

And youÕre gorgeous
Inches away from that raven black mane

ItÕs torture

I was trying to be cool and aloof

Now IÕm hung up on you, girl

It seems so absurd how three little words

Could have turned you around

 

Nothing stimulates the brain like heartache and pain

And IÕm broken

ItÕs coming like waves and I canÕt keep my head

Above the water

You waited in vain

Yes, you waited for some kind of sign

It seems so absurd how three little words

Could have turned you around

 

Bye bye, baby bye bye

 

So long I delayed

So long that I have been running

So set in my ways

That I never saw the end coming

And IÕm kicking mysELF

For not coming right out and saying

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you

It seems so absurd how those three little words

Could have turned you around


Week 18: YouÕre Not The Girl You Think You Are (Johnstone)

Posted: Thursday 5th May 2011

Well, I worship you like a Goddess

In your high high high high heels

And I try to surrender, I promise

'Cause I love it when you take the wheel

Lonely nights are coming

All our friends are gone

You're not the girl you think you are

 

Ooh ooh you know it's true

You're not the girl you think you are

 

Well, you know I'd kill to undress you

And see you in your underwear

And I try so hard to impress you

But you don't really seem to care

Lonely nights are coming

All our friends are gone

You're not the girl you think you are

 

So fine, so divine

You got yours babe and now I'm getting mine

 

Was it good to be bad, babe?

Was it good to be bad?

If it's the worst that youÕve had, babe?

Then why you hurting so bad?

Lonely nights are coming

All our friends are gone

You're not the girl you think you are

 

Week 17: Miss World (Johnstone)

Posted: Saturday 30th April 2011

I don't wanna talk about it

'Cause I don't wanna be misheard

I thought you were different

I thought you were Miss World

 

Everything Is complicated

And both of us are being burned

And nothing makes sense now

Well nothing in this world

 

So, so long

There's nothing left to say

I just woke up today

For the first time

 

I don't wanna live without you

'Cause I don't wanna be alone

No no no no

 

So, so long

I really can't go on

There's something going wrong

With you, with me

 

I don't wanna talk about it

'Cause I don't wanna be misheard

No no no no

 

Week 16: We Are All Machines (Johnstone)

Posted: Monday 18th April 2011
We are all machines

We are all machines

We are not on drugs

We are all on dreams

Do we have to spell it out?

Do we have to scream?

M.A.C.H.I.N.E.S

We are all machines

 

Think I'd better call a doctor

'Cause I think I'm getting sick

My wires are all entangled

And my circuits are on the blip

Keep it to yourself

But there's a rumor going 'round

That we were born from oceans

And we crawled along the ground

Check it out

Week 15: All I Really Want Is You (Johnstone)

Posted: Monday 11th April 2011

I donÕt want to set the world on fire

All I really want is you

You have fanned the flames of my desire

Now all I really want is you, itÕs true

 

We could go out dining, drinking and dancing

Then some romancing, manhandling

Horizontally, in a peculiar way

From London town to Katmandu

Other girls can join the queue

All I really want is you

 

We could go out sailing on the Atlantic

Oh, how romantic, yet frantic

Bringing in the rigging on our nautical night

So, come on darling, come on baby

Marry me and donÕt say ÔmaybeÕ

All I really want is

Head down to your tootsies

All I really want is

I think IÕve made it clear that all I want is you

 

Week 14: Golden Age (Johnstone)

Posted: Friday 25th March 2011

The hardest drug I'll ever kick

Must be the soft touch of your fingertips

These past few days have been the worst

I sank so low I couldn't find myself

 

Don't say it

Just shut up and kiss me again

 

You don't know how to say you're sorry

You don't know how to please your man

One day you're gonna hurt somebody

And you'll never know how it began

 

Gonna take a ride through the Golden Age

Gonna go back to what I used to know

You don't even know me, baby

It's time to pack your things and go

 

Week 13: Bones (Johnstone)

Posted: Friday 25th March 2011
Where are you going?

Why are you going away?

Is it the stupid things I say?

Was I demanding?

Did I get in the way?

I could change if you would stay

 

I know, I know I ask too much of you

I just don't want to see it end

No promises, no promises

 

There was a moment

Under the mirrorball

Something we could understand

The chamber was loaded

Ready to give it up

For something greater than us all

 

Tonight tonight we leave our bones behind

Tonight we dance until the end

No promises, no promises

 

Week 12: Beautiful Day (Johnstone)

Posted: Monday 21st March 2011
It's a beautiful day, it's a beautiful day

It's a beautiful day in Hell

With the sun in your eyes like a lazer light

In the arena of the unwell

And all the people that you know

They never like to drink alone

And so you tap another one

Until it feels like nothings' wrong anymore

 

You called me up and you took me in

When I didn't know where to begin

You called me up when I only knew

I had to reset my life again

You fooled me with your pretty smile

But I have seen the self-destruction in your eyes

And now I think I know that it's time to let you go

 

'Cause you're drawn to the claret like a magnet

And like a moth to the flame I can't handle it

But I can't stop myself though we're opposing poles

You and I

 

It's a beautiful day, it's a beautiful day

It's a beautiful day in Hell

So, let's drink to the young and the eternally dumb

And let's hope that we always will

And in another thousand years

They may have run us out of here

So let's go tap another one

Until it feels like nothings' wrong anymore

 

'Cause we're drawn to the claret like a magnet

'Cause we're drawn to the claret like a magnet

Week 11: Sway (Johnstone)

Posted: Sunday 20th March 2011

Going back to the start

I can't remember when it fell apart

In the cold light of day

The things we said hang in the air

Like ocean rain

 

Reaching you I've come undone

In a dream you were here

And then you were gone

You're still young, set in your ways

I'll bide my time

And I'll remember you this way

 

Here we are, homeward bound

It seems so long

Since I was back this way round

Look at you: you've hardly changed

A little older

But your way still seems the same

 

Here it comes, like a flood

But I can't let it out

You wouldn't know what I'm on about

But you will

Until that day I'll bide my time

Try not to cross the line

I'll bide my time

And I'll remember you this way

Week 10: Bank Job (Johnstone)

Posted: Sunday 13th March 2011

In a magical land beyond the rolling seas

Where men and women converse with ease

No paranoia, no freakery

Benjamins, Benjamins growing on trees

But meanwhile back in the waking state

Where a man and a woman can't communicate

They just stare at the box and simmer in silence

Wish upon wish one would do the washing up once

 

So up to the challenge and down for the count

Where the talk is cheap and the rumors are loud

It's the kind of talk that really gets a man down

'Cause it gets around gets around gets around town

But there's a cheerful sound from the girls in the back

As they're jacking up my ego when they break from the pack

Go Tammy Go Tammy Go Tammy Go Tam

 

If you don't say what you want

And you don't get what you need

Then I gotta do a bank job on yo head

 

Shooting up around the stars

Wonder if I'll make it to Mars

Staying out and cruising bars

Sleeping in electric cars

Running through the valley of Death

I guess I'll probably never see you again

It's getting harder to pretend

And now I wonder if we're even friends

 

I was tongue tied, I was mortified

I was stupified, I was galvanized

I was deep fried, I was super sized

I was hot wired, I was wired

 

Week 9: Red Eye (Johnstone)

Posted: Sunday 6th March 2011

Can't you come back

On the red eye

I need you this evening

There's too much space in this bed

And there's trouble ahead

Can't you see it

 

Don't fake me out tonight

I know that you still care

But you know I won't fight

I'm not the kind of guy who goes there

 

Once I was fine

I had time

Even though I was lonely

But since you came around

I've grown used to the way

You control me

 

You're turning out the light

On things we left unsaid

Deep down you know I'm right

But alright, goodnight, you win

ItÕs over

Week 8: Lines (Johnstone)

Posted: Tuesday 22nd February 2011
There are lines on your body

From the people

And the places you've been

There are pores and they're gaping

And they're waiting

For the fun to kick in

 

It's okay - do what you want

It's okay if it makes you feel better

 

There are tender spots on your body

From the boys who didn't know

How to handle with care

Like a trick, like a treat, like a piece of meat

They're gonna break you

'Til they find whats in there

 

I was stuck with an impossible friend

But it's over, it's over

And now I know it was wrong to pretend

'Cause I'm older, so much older

ItÕs over
But is it really over?

 

Lines lines lines lines

 

Week 7: I Thought About You (Johnstone)

Posted: Monday 14th February 2011

Hungry eyes over your marble skin

My face in your long dark hair

Baby, it's true

Don't know how I'd ever get over you

If I wanted to

 

Yesterday I thought about West End plays

I dreamt about viaducts

Under the stars

Felt the pain wash over like acid rain

And thought about you

 

Broken eyes

Breathing in dawn's first light

'Cause deep in the darkest night

I thought about you

Pawned and played

I fell on my knees and prayed

And thought about you

 

Wondering if I could turn back time

If I could change your mind

Is that what I'd want?

When I doubt that I'm gonna make it through

I think about you

 

Broken lines

I'm weak in your almond eyes

'Cause deep in the darkest night

I thought about you

Pawned and played

I fell on my knees and prayed

What can I do?

 

Late at night away from the neon lights

Far from the post-pub fights

Under the moon

Understand that when I held her hand

I thought about you

Week 6: The Fantasy Of Her (Johnstone)

Posted: Wednesday 9th February 2011

Don't try to fool me with your fantasy

You know I've seen that face before

If I were you and you me and he she

You wouldn't open up that door

 

I really thought it would feel good this time

But you don't treat me like you should

I came crawling after for a bit of hows yer father

But you don't treat me like you should

 

And now we find ourselves in paradise

Twenty dollar cover charge

The young meat glows beneath the neon lights

Turning tricks and taking steps to higher education

 

Week 5: She Talks In Code (Johnstone)

Posted: Wednesday 2nd February 2011

I was tired from the ride

I must have rode a thousand miles

Just to get to her

Through the wind and the rain

I drove all common sense away

Just to get to her

She talks in code - zeroes and ones

She talks in code - guess it's a binary love

 

She's a saint, she's a sinner

She's a cold hearted killer

So she's dangerous

She is dumb, she is drama

She's conniving like Morgana

And she's dangerous

She talks in code - zeroes and ones

She talks in code - guess it's a binary love

 

Could this be love - it's hard to tell

What formula could break the spell?

I'll never know (you'll never know)

I'll never know - she talks in code

 

Pretty eyes, legs eleven

But she'll never get to heaven

'Cause the truth will out

Cloak and dagger, undercover

Running rings around a lover

But the truth will out

She talks in code - binary lust

She talks in code - guess it's a digital love

She talks in code (who talks in code?)

She talks in code (you'd never know she talks in code)

 

And all the World's oblivious

It shrugged and turned it's back on us

I've lost control

She talks in code

 

Week 4: Unicorn Lady (Johnstone)

Posted: Wednesday 26th January 2011

Haven't you heard?

It's all over town

I was cruisin' down the solar system

When you pulled your starship around

Unicorn Lady

Wonder if I could be your girl

 

Beneath a Disney sky

I took your velvety hand

We communicate in cosmic rainbows

Walk through diamonds in the sand

Unicorn Lady

Wonder if I could be your girl

 

Whenever you're with me

I cannot explain

The sound of your voice arouses

Every synapse in my brain

 

I'm a fish in your sea

And I'm having a gas

I would gladly be your Captain Nemo

If you'd be my Nautilus

Unicorn Lady

Wonder if I could be your girl

 

Whenever I'm with you

I cannot contain

The feelings of hot desire

Every time you call my name

 

When it's all said and done

We're just a couple of girls

You're a goddess on a rhinestone hiway

And I'm the luckiest bitch in the world

Cinnamon Lady

Wonder if I could be your girl

Unicorn Lady

Wonder if I could be your girl

 

Week 3: Alien Abroad (Johnstone)

Posted: Wednesday 19th January 2011

Coming down to touch the trees

Below are freeway arteries

London town is on it's knees

Tokyo, Paris, Los Angeles

I'm coming down to touch the trees

I only hope nobody sees

'Cause you've got everything I need

All I want is to be free

 

Don't be fooled by what you see

We're not like the ones on T.V

You're a parallel universe

It could be better, could be worse

I'm coming down to touch the trees

I only hope nobody sees

'Cause you've got everything I need

All you want is to be free

 

All you want is to be free

I'm an alien abroad

 

Week 2: End Credits (Johnstone)

Posted: Tuesday 11th January 2011

When I saw you last night

You were truly radiant

And we were together again

You got into my dream

Through a crack in the loneliness

'Cause I'd been trying to pretend

That we were still friends

But I'm tired of writing I miss you

The end

 

Stay away, stay away

Stay away, you gotta stay away

Roll end credits

Leave your seat

 

Well tonight I'm the Baron

I'm the Duke, I'm the Prince of rails

And I'm never coming down again

I wanna mix like Flash

I wanna paint like Basquiat

And all the times I took your crap

Are gonna wash out again

But in the end

We all need someone

Who we can kick against

 

Week 1: She's Not The One (Johnstone)

Posted: Sunday 9th January 2011

Looking over your shoulder

'Cause you really can't believe that it's over

Set down the revolver

You can blame it all on me but I told yer

Here it comes, here it comes

She's not the one

 

Looking back is for old folks

When it's all that you can do with your old bones

When you're young in your forties

You still have the energy to be naughty

Here it comes, here it comes

She's not the one

 

Don't try to unwind her

She's just a mystery, Loch Nessie in a negligee

I'll find her: the right one

Standing next to me in Ikea or the DMV

 

Don't try to unwind her

She's just a mystery, Tutankhamun in a negligee

I'll find her: the right one

Lying next to me in Ikea or the cemetery

 

She says white, I say not quite

She says black, well no it's blue but it's alright

Going down on a third rail

And my heart is hammering but it's okay

 

Here it comes, here it comes

She's not the one